The Return of the - Oh Wait, No Way, He's Kidding: UncleTCG's Undefeated Chaos Machine
Deck Profile
"…He didn't just play what I think he did, did he?"
UncleTCG walked into our first-ever Five Mics D$C tournament, ran the whole thing undefeated, and then cooked up a deck so disruptive that we had to sit down and ask him about it.
The name alone tells you everything: The Return of the—Oh Wait, No Way, He's Kidding. This isn't a deck trying to win clean. This is a deck trying to make your Opp question reality.
No Real Plan, Just Gross
Here's the thing about this build: there is no center. Everything hits crazy in the worst (read: best) way possible.
UncleTCG doesn't mince words about it. This deck is ridiculous. Cash Bag$ into a 7-drop God MC like King Drippo on Round 1? Gross. 0-cost True Peign off Call Me Ace's copy ability? Disgusting. This deck isn't tryna play fair. It's not even following a real gameplan.
It's chaotic and unpredictable - not just for your Opp, but for you as well!
The Trinity: Cash Bag$, Call Me Ace, and Any God MC
If you had to give the deck a strategy, it's this: get Cash Bag$ and Call Me Ace into your hand early. That's it. Everything else flows from there.
Once you've got your key pieces in hand, the plan is both fluid and surgical. Slap Vitamin D onto whoever you want. Teflon Macheen is the obvious play, but a Skinny Jean Bean with 8 or 9 DEF? That's just nasty and might make your Opp lose tempo if they don't have a clean answer, fast.
Push Dispenser with a few traps and one or two Vitamin Ds brings out a similar problem. Even more, because of the traps, your Opp's strategy is even more disruptive as they work to stop one huge threat after another.
This is psychological warfare dressed up as card advantage. You're not investing in the long game (the deck actually has pretty low Invest cards). Instead, you're investing in denial. Make your Opp uncomfortable. Make them make mistakes. Claw advantage every single round, and even it by Round 5.
The Winner Combo: Call Me Ace Into Any 7-Drop
Here's where the deck gets dangerous: Call Me Ace ripping up ANY of your 7-drops - King Drippo, True Peign, whoever. As your Opp struggles to get rid of 1 Call Me Ace, play another - rinse and repeat.
It's not really a win condition more than it is throwing a bunch of unpredictable problems at your Opp and watch them try to stay composed.
And with a really high average ATK and DEF rating per card, it definitely feels like going against a bunch of titans every round.
The Origin Story Matters
This deck came from UncleTCG's experience winning our first webcam Starter Deck tournament (D$C Championships). All the pregame reps and sifting through what he considers the best cards in Five Mics Starter Decks (link here to watch his tier list) crystallized into his "winning" strategy:
"Play the best cheap cards, then the strongest big cards, then fill the rest with cards that literally stop your Opp from playing the game or gaining long-term value."
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